Why make up a silly answer when you can learn a bit of knowledge? :know:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He wouldn't. He would read the thread and know that question's been asked three times now, the last time on the page just before this one.

Am I the only person who reads the thread?

I'm sure some people have read all 1,260 posts in this thread. I'm sure some other people know what one of Steve's pet peevs is and asked the qustion that he asked for no other reson than to wind Steve up.

I have no idea who that would be though. :shifty: :hmm2:

If you were stuck on a desert island and could only bring an ipod with only 10 songs on it, what 10 songs would they be?

Wouldn't be any songs for me, don't use ipods.
I'll make do with banging together some coconut shells instead.

What is the most unusual thing you have ever seen in life?

You banging coconuts to make music.

Why do coconuts sound musical?

They don't. They sound like horses.

http://i.imgur.com/5px00Ad.jpg

If you were dictator of the world, what would your first rule be?

NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!

If you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning?

Yes. I'd hammer in the evening too. All over this land.

To be or not to be: Is that really a question?

Well Mr Shakespeare must have thought so.


Who was the 3rd president of the United States?

Thomas Jefferson.

Who was the third emperor of Rome?

Some guy who did as the Romans did. I mean he was there, and all.

Who was the third James Bond?

A. There is only one Bond, James Bond.
The actor who played the third one in the 'serious' films (i.e. not Casio royal with Peter Sellers & David Nivan) was Roger Moore. Although technically Sean Connery did replace George Lazenby for 'Diamonds Are Forever' in 1971.

Q. Is a Martini with Vodka better than an traditional Martini with Gin?

IMO, yes, with 3 olives please. But, that may not count since I don't drink anymore.

What makes the hottentot so hot?

A. And I thought it meant 10 Zombies (hot-ten-tot) - warm 10 deceased.

Q. Do Zombies see in colour?

I've never seen one in color, myself.

Who put the Ape in Āpricot?

The bloke who decided how to spell it.



Why did he do it this way:hmm2:?

A. The name apricot possibly derives from the Latin word praecox, which means 'early ripening,' similar to the word 'precocious.' Easier to say than its Latin name Prunus armeniaca.

Q. Why is a cranberry a berry and not a current?

Possibly because it has to be aged and doesn't have good electrical properties. A "currant", on the other hand, might have been harder to answer.:D

What makes the muskrat guard his musk?:hmmm:

Current, doh! :oops:

A. Because Muskdeer is so expensive.

Q. Why are carrots orange and carats gold?

Because one helps the eyes and the other just looks good to them.

Speaking of carats...

Why is a diamond in the rough?