Granted, but in their attack they overran and destroyed my Cat-B-Gone, the cats have now returned in force, causing a huge battle between the cats and the mice in which both sides are annihilated by each other


I wish I had better counter-measures for this sort of stuff...

Granted, you now have the power to summon Decisive Dogs, Destroyers of Lazor armed Cats and Ninja Stealth Mice both. Unfortunately Decisive Dog droppings are toxic, radioactive and all over your lawn.

I wish I could go down to the pub today, drink some beer and shoot some pool.

No point me granting it as some other sod has beaten me to it.

Hang on I'm in with a chance here........

Granted, and you get so drunk your vomiting for days on end.

I want to be Max Power.

I'll bite. What's the down side?

Granted, but due to an administrive error you are registered Minimum Resistance. You are then forced into an pathetic existance, living on a circuit board in a Shianghai sweatshop where you are eventually recycled as a doorstop in a public restroom.

I wish I had vomted less after the pub.

Granted, but then you die of alchohol poisoning.

I wish alchohol had no health risks associated with it.

Granted, water is toxic now, have fun

I wish they had made HMS General Wolfe into a museum ship...

Granted, but she's secured indoors, only I have the keys and it will cost you more money than you can imagine to visit her.

I wish my chair was more comfortable.

Granted, the chair is much more comfortable, so much that it was stolen at night and is now sitting in the office of a Mafia boss

I wish I didn't just crash my Albatros and get maimed after killing 2 Nieuports

Granted, you didn't killed the Nieuports.


I wish I had the guts to talk to that very nice girl that works at a sweets stand in town....:oops:

(I dont know how to crush this without feeling bad..)

Granted, but she laughs in your face and throws sweets at you.

I wish I didn't feel so bad for typing that.

Granted, you felt really, really good, causing you to go insane

I wish those damned recon pilots would stop taking photos of the moon and get me some photos of the enemy!

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9086/reconpahms9.jpg

Granted but there snapshots of naked women which blow your mind causing your head to explode.

I want this damn game to end.

Granted, you are now self-employed and can take as much time off as you like. All is well on the leisure front except for the voice in your head. It still wants you to kill the boss. So you do.

I wish I was a battlefield archeologist.

Granted, but as you explore the remains of a battleship, the souls of the sailors aboard follow you home and now haunt your house.

I wish there is somebody "who can I call"!

Granted, you can call this person, once a month, during your prison's phone-time

I wish I could raise an army and overthrow the fascist regime!

Granted, but too bad there aren't any "official" fascist regimes out there!

I wish Raptor1 could a grip on reality!

Granted, but you meant to type "gripe" not grip.:roll:

I wish I had a MiG-17 to fly for fun.

Granted, but the authorities refuse to grant it a Certificate of Airworthyness so it will never fly again.

I wish I could forget...