Granted. but it didnt taste like expected

i wish my TV wasnt an old piece of c***

Granted, it's now an 'older' piece of crap.

I wish donkey dung was easily harvested.

Granted, someone invented a machine but the downside is YOU have to clean it!

I wish money could grow on trees.+

Granted, but unfortunately you planted a zimbabwe money tree.

I wish 3 year olds came with a mute button.:up:

@ jimbuna I didn't know you were a donkey poop-farmer?:rotfl:

Granted, but just like a remote, the button can break.

I wish that I had a dinosaur living in my basement.

Granted, but the first time you try to feed your velociraptor you end up on the menu.

I wish Stealth Hunter's velociraptor would stay in his basement.

Granted, But his T-Rex gets out sometimes

I wish I had a T-Rex-B-Gone spray

Granted, but a can only has a limited amount and you soon run out of it only to be the next meal on the menu.

I wish petrol prices would fall to a reasonable level.

Granted, OPEC thinks that US$300.00 per litre is reasonable.

I wish Jim hadn't made petrol so expensive.

Granted, but the price per month for an Internet experience increases.

I wish that I didn't end up on that little b***ard's menu.

Granted, that "little b***ard" didn't eat ya, instead, T-Rex did (Join the club)

I wish T-Rex stopped methodically eliminating everyone around here

Granted, but the raptor starts doing the job.

I wish we weren't eaten or dead...

Granted, Your Triceratops now has it's way with you as a sex toy.

I wish these dinosaurs would leave us alone.

Granted, but Subsim transforms into a boat and begins to sink by the bow. She's only got about an hour and a half left! And we're all there, as real people! And the sea is freezing cold! And we're out in the middle of the North Sea! And there's no hope of rescue to come and save us!

I wish someone would describe the events of the sinking of the SS Subsim.