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Are we real, even when we have the possibility to think ?
I think-therefore I'am ? Markus |
I think, therefore, I am.... I think... :hmmm:
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re Covid: Rich people telling us we put the economy in danger.
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Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
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Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
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I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
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Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
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A Swede received a speeding ticked while driving in Switzerland at 290 km/h. The fine was 3600 Swiss Franc, more than 4000 USD. Going faster than light would give him a 14.9 billion USD fine. Clearly that would break the very fabric of economic reality and this is why we can't go faster than light.
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
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My family must love me. For my birthday I was given a gift certificate for a wingsuit BASE jump crash course.
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1 jump...or 2?!!
/\ Try the bungee-cord concession I proposed opening during my Golden Gate Bridge security interview to "let 'em try it once":o :oops::dead:I knew immediately I was in real trouble; amused by my barracks humor, they were gonna give me the job! But there's nothing humorous about the weather at Hells' Gate in the winter at at 02:00 AM-the new-guy shift...I declined the second interview!
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I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.
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