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Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
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If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
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Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
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There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
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It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
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I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
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A body at rest remains at rest unless it's kicked out of bed by its parents.
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Back in the day in Miami. When we got bored we used take our Miller Board out https://d1xwdusrophmb1.cloudfront.ne...265/260700.jpg hook it too the tow line and ride it behind one of these https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...0px-UTB-41.jpg Miller Board, Surfboard same same. Good times were had by all. |
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
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If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favour.
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