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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
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The day I'm gone, you cease to exist
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul gets up to the roof...and gets stuck.:doh:
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So, then, is reincarnation Yoyoism... :hmmm:
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I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
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Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.
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Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
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Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
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I really enjoy work...
...I could sit and watch it for hours... <O> |
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
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If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.
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I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
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