Ha! tell the barmaid to wear a clean apron next time...the fumes obviously overwhelmed you :D

http://rodericdeane.com/wordpress/wp...t-Eastwood.jpg

With all this shooting you maybe wondering Toff boy did he fire five or six rounds, hard for me too say after blowing your front bench away...So do you feel lucky Toff Boy?

Hand over BossMark & Jimbo or I will blow your balls off!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...police-007.jpg

Look, that's him there...the midget with the toy gun.

Toff Boy...You missed him!

Sod it, must dash there is a full moon tonight...

Later that night...I feel so sexy.

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...irl--71463.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...roe--71501.jpg
"Now I have my new disguise maybe STEED and BossMark will not recognise me"

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...ron--71464.jpg

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/se...-146715706.jpg

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...ney--71491.jpg

"Well this is how many millions ive got Madgey babe"

"Shut it Toff boy, and its your majesty to you also you posh git"

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/stick-clegg...081359436.html

Should read..
Writing in the Guardian newspaper, Ashdown said he had failed where Clegg had succeeded in getting down on all fours and kissing Toff Boy's backside as a plonker he is taking the party into kissing the Toff government.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/uks-cameron...-business.html

The new cabinet so far....

Heinrich Himmler
Jack the Ripper
Idi Amin
Caligula
Rasputin
Hideki Toyo
Founder members of KKK

Also added
Count Dracula
Irma Grese
Ruhollah Khomeini
Josef Stalin

Nadine Dorries
Strikes Back

For those who want music while you read the news item..
"Imperial March"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzntZLHcYy0

Looks like that Barking Mad Bitch who Howls at the Moon is back for some more Toff Boy bashing known as her grasp for power!


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...-Dorri-008.jpg
David...I AM YOUR MOTHER!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...n_1411436a.jpg
NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Didn't yubba inform you?
aaaaaaaaaparantly she has got to get past the Clegathon first.The mighty Clrgg dost stride o'er they counties with mightypowers, he cannot run and get on a plane like Mensch did

Cameron Vows To 'Cut Through Dither'

:har::har::rotfl2::rotfl2:
http://news.sky.com/story/979791/cam...through-dither
More chance of plating fog, toff boy is really out of touch :yep: