A bilgerat emeritus! 'A before E' when in Rome BBY
 

Sorry! my interest is waaaay down:down::huh: "Caesar: "Every woman's husband and every man's wife". Thus is Julius Caesar characterized by Curio, according to Suetonius.
Julius Caesar was a man of great intensity. He openly enjoyed the "company" of both men and women and there were many scandals to go with this. He never hesitated to "borrow" other noblemen's wives and also "lend" his own wife Pompeia. (The NAG?) He was notorious for this and a typical ditty of the time, after his triumph in Gaul, says:
"Look to your wives, ye citizens, a lecher bald we bring,
In Gaul adultery cost thee gold, here 'tis but borrowing." After what you did to my poor cheese goat...:wah:.
http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/images..._10.210.78.jpgyou stick with the toga:yep: I'm in my 'fishy murmillo' getup! for the slower movin' guys:D FYI: this is the anniversary of the inauguration of the Julian Calender! 46BC! we may not all be on the same wave length; but we're on the same day.....:timeout:

Armistead,
 

You must stop tipping Aktung over.
Every time you do that, it takes days to clean up the mess after it's deciphered.:-?

Are you say'n I don't have the ability to fill the toga of Julius? I enjoy the company of both men and women, just I don't company men openly, only aft parties in the ....aft.....Being stuck in the Bilge, one does what he must. I have no problem borrowing or lending,....my credit score is above average, but I only lend to trusted friends.....and you have proved you are not..

et tu Bruté?
 

WTH.......:huh:

His eyes wide open.:up:

Now assist me in cleaning up what spilled out of his concussion.
Grab that air hose and set the compressor on LUDICROUS.

It's the only way to get all of the cottage cheese outta here.:yep:

Wouldja look at dat? I passed the 5k point, ten posts back. I wasn't watching the mile markers.

Fellas, fellas, I've got news concerning our New Year gig at the Foggy Valley Home for the Perpetually Bewildered, Podunk, Alabama. The gig is off. Apparently one of the inmates, ahem, patients had the clever idea of wiring a klaxon into the microwave so the hard of hearing could hear when dinner was done. (vid here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aAnKhbhCw ) Unfortunately on the 3rd use the whole thing went boom and burned the home to the ground. There were no casualties, what with there only being 7 patients and 3 staff, so all were evacuated safely.

The good news is they had already paid for their tickets (repeatedly) to we are $5,000 in the kitty and have got away scot-free!:rock:

Would you be interested in finding another gig, or should we just keep the band for our own entertainment?

Replenish our spirits poste haste.

Everyone sit Injun style with the back of your hands on your knees. Middle fingers pressed to your thumbs and chant with me....
Rummmmmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfuQ...7C7007&index=4

I say we pay off the loan on the rooster with it.. .

Get another gig if you can with the band, we've got to make money somehow with a lack of new members to video during confession....We don't do the band, it's back to our stripper act at the gay nursing home....

I've made a few enquiries, there is potential for a birthday bash we could play at. It's at 'Putting Bob's Golfing Emporium', next door to Crappy Jacks Bait and Tackle, Okeechobee, Florida. Their chief saleswoman, Glynness is having her 93rd birthday and they would like us to play. I've negotiated a $200 fee for us, plus a helping of birthday cake each. What do you think?

travel expense?

How much would it cost on the Greyhound?

Wolferz forbids me from putting my taps on my boots and clogging on deck. Last time I did it, someone thought we were under air machine gun attack and sounded off battlestations waking up Wolferz in the head... You know Wolferz, he hates being stirred from his slumber and running to the con fer nuth'n these days...and he never leaves the head when someone in there is giving confession...

well, all of us I don't think $200 will cover it, unless he gives us a discount for play'n during the ride..We can pack up a batch of bilge stew to eat on the way, maybe do a lil street playing during potty stops....Maybe try Hank's Used Used Car Lot.....see if you can get us a old station wagon for cheap.

and don't bring up hitchhiking again....