Granted, people are so nice the whole world falls into disorder (see what you have wrought?)

I wish I had a joystick so I could play Il-2 without using this damned keyboard

Granted, people are so nice they become very irritating!

I wish there were more active users logged on to SUBSIM Radioroom!:rock:

Granted, T-H-E-M log on to find and "dispose" of more members

I wish rifleman didn't steal my turn

Granted, but I steal it instead.

I wish te trees in my garden were not so big.

Granted, they are now the size of shrubs and you have nothing to swing from.

I wish I could walk on water.

Granted, But Mr. Jesus sues you for copyright infringement

I wish for something un-boring and un-killing-me-or-anybody-in-proximity to happen

Granted. You get a pony that unfortunately destroys the interior of your home.

I wish that I could have a refill on my milkshake.

Granted, but it slips out of your hand and falls on your keyboard, shorting out the computer power supply and destroying the hard drive.

I wish my house had a workshop.

Granted, but it transforms into this wooden, power tool-equipped robot and it tries to kill you!

I wish this thread would not end!

Granted, Your wishes would be crushed for all eternity (Or, All your wishes are belong to us)

I wish wishing was not so wishful

Granted, they are now nothing more than pipedreams.

I wish Fridays would become official POETS days.

Granted,

because its his day and the tradition is that the one that came up with the idea ''You'' has to pay 500€ to ReallydedPOET per Post he makes on that one day

I wish I knew if this thread will survive till 2010

HunterICX

Granted, It doesn't

I wish Hunter didn't doom this thread

Granted, but he dooms Subsim entirely!

I wish that Subsim was not doomed.

Granted. It now expands exponentially (sp.?) and consumes the entire internet.

I wish I had another beer.:()1: