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my indoor cat, Penelope, does it with her eyes open!...most of the day:hmmm:
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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.
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I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
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and yer medulla ain't 'zackly oblongata either!:doh:
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.
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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
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^ i have to memorise this :haha:
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Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
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When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.
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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
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Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
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While other children were being vaccinated with syringes, I was vaccinated with a gramophone pen
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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
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