If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbours.
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I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
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My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
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Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
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.....not here
Markus |
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
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»The sitting Dead« :hmmm:
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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
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When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.
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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
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Why does grown-up complain about the harvest, when they have sown the seed them self.
Markus |
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
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