I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Two version of reality can exist at the same time

Markus

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.

I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.

If this world can be saved, it will be done by scientists and emphatic people, not governments and politicians.

^ Well then you have to convince the voters, because they are being told by their politicians, that they(the politicians) has the solution to the problems.

And the voters believe them

Markus

There is a point where some people become aware of what is going on. I know it is a hopeless fight against dumbness and lies if you look at the media. But not all voters are that dumb, and maybe they mobilize now.
This is more about all of "humanity" on this sh!thole of a planet than just the US.