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i just threw up in my mouth, thanks... |
No barfin' in your 'Nags' borrowed Victoria's Secret finery; I've no doubt Swamprat won't be able to keep his eyes off you at the event.:haha: And no wearin' Bear's dog collar with the filched outfit either when you make an entrance:shifty: I don't wanna get upstaged.:smug: God knows what Donna's gonna be wearin'! :03: We may have to rename our sub the SS Priscilla...:hmmm:
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Nice grab on the photo Achtung!
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I always feared you guys were into the caped buttresses.:o
They flutter like fairy wings with every fart. EDIT: Example... Armistead pulls a 7th arpeggio in the key of C... out of his arse! http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/downt...Ur0a?ocid=iehp |
Having lived in the bilge for so long I have a pro at knowing the real fart from the mouth made fart. Feel farts here are made in the aft...
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What? Huh? :06: Wolferz, Armistead forgot to take his medication again! Either that or forgot to go to the restroom. :hmmm: |
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One of these days Arimstead's going to follow through on a fart, and I hope to be there to witness this momentous occasion!
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As for Armistead; well have to post warning signs in the cramped area of the Bilge. http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fart-Sign.jpgAs chief of the boat, I always go topside to vent-never into the wind!http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/FartFire.jpgof course I leave a trail of these on the way uphttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gif http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gif:smug: Those in power are not always so considerate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqemO2yXeD0 :03: |
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Early warning from foggy bottom
That's why we keep him topside when leaving foggy 'Frisco Bay. To warn other watercraft of our presence and to wake up everyone in Oakland.:shucks::arrgh!:
The stench is for the benefit of those who are deaf. |
Some one forgot on this occasion; I don't see him on deck:O:http://www.maritime.org/img/pampbridge.jpg
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I'm not gonna fart until we go out on patrol, come under heavy depth charge attack, almost out of air, CO2 high.....Just as we're about to die and you guys have a few last breathes in ya, I'm gonna let her rip. One last memory of old Arm before you meet your maker....God knows you deserve it!! |
As chief of the boat, I protest; your farts are held 'in reserve' for blowing ballast ONLY.:hmph:
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Course, with Wolferz hiding locked in the head, I may just put crack to hatch opening and give him the full blast and see if he will come out. |
Go ahead...
Give it your best shot...
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Can anyone tell me why I've just seen Fireftr walking round wearing a pair of 'Winnie the Pooh' dungarees and an Australian hat with corks on? Has he been drinking the eye drops again?
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Just our Rat-tastic Bilge Brew.:doh: |
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