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Armistead 05-21-15 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2315119)
At least you can use your newly acquired Polident grip to wear the chocolate Pasties you got last Valentine' s Day...:D I'll be wearing these Pac Man ones with my feather boa and my speedo swimsuit...:yeah:


i just threw up in my mouth, thanks...

Aktungbby 05-21-15 04:15 PM
No barfin' in your 'Nags' borrowed Victoria's Secret finery; I've no doubt Swamprat won't be able to keep his eyes off you at the event.:haha: And no wearin' Bear's dog collar with the filched outfit either when you make an entrance:shifty: I don't wanna get upstaged.:smug: God knows what Donna's gonna be wearin'! :03: We may have to rename our sub the SS Priscilla...:hmmm:

fireftr18 05-21-15 05:37 PM
Nice grab on the photo Achtung!
:Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

Wolferz 05-21-15 05:43 PM
I always feared you guys were into the caped buttresses.:o

They flutter like fairy wings with every fart.

EDIT:

Example...

Armistead pulls a 7th arpeggio in the key of C...

out of his arse!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/downt...Ur0a?ocid=iehp

Armistead 05-23-15 03:37 PM
Having lived in the bilge for so long I have a pro at knowing the real fart from the mouth made fart. Feel farts here are made in the aft...

fireftr18 05-23-15 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2315743)
Having lived in the bilge for so long I have a pro at knowing the real fart from the mouth made fart. Feel farts here are made in the aft...
:timeout:
What? Huh? :06:
Wolferz, Armistead forgot to take his medication again! Either that or forgot to go to the restroom. :hmmm:

Wolferz 05-24-15 06:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fireftr18 (Post 2315810)
:timeout:
What? Huh? :06:
Wolferz, Armistead forgot to take his medication again! Either that or forgot to go to the restroom. :hmmm:
We keep adding Beano to his food. It doesn't seem to be working.:-?

Tango589 05-25-15 06:25 AM
One of these days Arimstead's going to follow through on a fart, and I hope to be there to witness this momentous occasion!

Aktungbby 05-25-15 09:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2316104)
One of these days Arimstead's going to follow through on a fart, and I hope to be there to witness this momentous occasion!
Of course as the boat's Padre we'll expect your 'witnessing' to be of 'penitential nature: http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Pics/C-Pardon-me.jpg:D
As for Armistead; well have to post warning signs in the cramped area of the Bilge. http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fart-Sign.jpgAs chief of the boat, I always go topside to vent-never into the wind!http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/FartFire.jpgof course I leave a trail of these on the way uphttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gif http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gifhttp://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Fireball.gif:smug: Those in power are not always so considerate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqemO2yXeD0 :03:

fireftr18 05-25-15 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2316104)
One of these days Arimstead's going to follow through on a fart, and I hope to be there to witness this momentous occasion!
You're a brave soul, either that or just plain foolish. I don't want to be anywhere near when he farts.
:Kaleun_Sick:

Wolferz 05-25-15 06:16 PM
Early warning from foggy bottom
 
That's why we keep him topside when leaving foggy 'Frisco Bay. To warn other watercraft of our presence and to wake up everyone in Oakland.:shucks::arrgh!:
The stench is for the benefit of those who are deaf.

Aktungbby 05-25-15 07:03 PM
Some one forgot on this occasion; I don't see him on deck:O:http://www.maritime.org/img/pampbridge.jpg

Wolferz 05-26-15 01:22 AM
Simple explanation...
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2316288)
Some one forgot on this occasion; I don't see him on deck:O:http://www.maritime.org/img/pampbridge.jpg
That's not us.

Armistead 05-27-15 10:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2316104)
One of these days Arimstead's going to follow through on a fart, and I hope to be there to witness this momentous occasion!

I'm not gonna fart until we go out on patrol, come under heavy depth charge attack, almost out of air, CO2 high.....Just as we're about to die and you guys have a few last breathes in ya, I'm gonna let her rip. One last memory of old Arm before you meet your maker....God knows you deserve it!!

Aktungbby 05-27-15 10:39 PM
As chief of the boat, I protest; your farts are held 'in reserve' for blowing ballast ONLY.:hmph:

Armistead 05-28-15 12:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2316758)
As chief of the boat, I protest; your farts are held 'in reserve' for blowing ballast ONLY.:hmph:
No, something about the thought of you guys choking on my sweetness as you die would give me great pleasure as I draw my last breath......I honestly expect to see faces turn blue holding breath as people run for the gun locker to put a quick end to it, but I have the key and we all know they only gave us used muskets from the Civil War and the powder is bad....

Course, with Wolferz hiding locked in the head, I may just put crack to hatch opening and give him the full blast and see if he will come out.

Wolferz 05-28-15 06:10 AM
Go ahead...
 
Give it your best shot...
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...5HB59_AS01.jpg

Tango589 05-28-15 06:19 AM
Can anyone tell me why I've just seen Fireftr walking round wearing a pair of 'Winnie the Pooh' dungarees and an Australian hat with corks on? Has he been drinking the eye drops again?

Wolferz 05-28-15 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2316803)
Can anyone tell me why I've just seen Fireftr walking round wearing a pair of 'Winnie the Pooh' dungarees and an Australian hat with corks on? Has he been drinking the eye drops again?

Just our Rat-tastic Bilge Brew.:doh:

fireftr18 05-28-15 12:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2316803)
Can anyone tell me why I've just seen Fireftr walking round wearing a pair of 'Winnie the Pooh' dungarees and an Australian hat with corks on? Has he been drinking the eye drops again?
What's wrong with the way I dress? :06:


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