So Jihad John is a Man Utd fan.........


At least the police know he's definitely not in Manchester then!!

Wear/Tyne derby today...two terribly out of form teams and I'm not too hopeful but would take a draw right now.

Mackems won 1-0, the TOON had one shot on goal during the whole match :stare:

I bumped into a man crying uncontrollably outside a department store in Liverpool yesterday and all he could go on about was how he hates this time of year, dressing up in a ridiculous red outfit and embarrassing himself in front of thousands of people.

I said, "Look, Mr. Gerrard, you chose to play for Liverpool."

TOON lose a fifth consecutive game....time for Ashley and his cockney mafia to vacate I reckon.

When I heard that Jurgen Klopp wanted a break from football I spotted the clue immediately,

. . . so I went straight to the bookies and put my money on him joining Newcastle

Could be interesting to see how many of the TOON boycott tomorrows game against Spurs.

It'll need almost 30,00 detractors to match Leeds paltry attendance average :smug:

Chelsea beat Manure 1-0 taking them ten points clear and needing only twio wins from their remaining six games.

It's all over bar the shouting.

TOON after being 0-1 down at half time, levelled but now trail 1-2...same old, same old.

Liverpool had better start rifling through the Argos catalogue to find Steven Gerrard an alternative birthday present.

Final score 1-3 and unsurprisingly Shley wasn't there to see his favourite club beat the team he owns.

It appears the video of Raheem Stirling inhaling laughing gas was a fake.
It turns out what actually happened was that Brendan Rogers showed up at Raheems house asking him to sign a new contract because Liverpool would be Premier league Champions next season.
Upon hearing this Raheem fell into fits of laughter and passed out.

TOON still need at least four points to guarantee Premiership survival.

TOON lose 2-3 at home to Swansea despite taking the lead first.

Relegation is not yet out of the question.

People in the north east are living in fear right now. Don't worry, there's not a killer on the loose, just Alan Shearer knocking on doors and giving out free Newcastle tickets.