Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF £1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."

SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF £1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT...



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"The people in congress who think medicare is socialism enjoy all their benefits on the taxpayers money"

Since there is only one of me, does that make me a limited edition?

It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them.

My journey begins now ... and I never know where it will lead.

I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

The biggest question when it comes to this forum IS

Shall I keep it among my favorites in Chrome or shall I remove it and return to Internet Explorer(IE)?

Because what Chrome does is very irritating

Markus

I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.

To err is human...


...some are more human than others...





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I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"