My worst enemy wasn't the destroyers, when I played SH II or SH III......no it was my cat.

She could create a lot of havoc when she throw herself on the keyboard-as long as she was.

Markus

...Burma Shave...




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Would you believe my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30AM this morning? Luckily, I was still up playing bagpipes.

Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.

at our age there's always a hole in the ol' bag... somewhere!:arrgh!:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.

I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.

I'm hopefully not in this situation....yet.

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

I see you never heard of Uber Eats or Door Dash...


Never run if you can dial...




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If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. :)

First of all, that is a rather broad comment...





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I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.