I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.

I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.

I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem?

I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.

This thread feels familiar..wonders what has been written and has been important or completely uninteresting to be honest ... but it seems to have been marked by qualitative thinking lately, and that is positive..it is actually 9 years old but it's a fart in space in a time perspective.

We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

On Saturday August first My favorite tv-channel Viasat History will start a new program

"Viasat History present - This day in the History."

This program will be send every day in the evening.

(Used this thread instead of our This day in History-thread)

Markus

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.