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It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.
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/\thus: the "501 blues:D" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zed_ZRlQhw
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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
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He seems broken up about it...
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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
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I try to count beautiful natural women....but I have forgot how they look like.
Markus |
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.
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If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance. |
If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.
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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.
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There is the Hollywood version of the US society and then it's the real life version of US society.
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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
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Disparate men do disparate things!
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