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02-25-15 10:51 PM |
What a farce.
Qatar wins the WC on the strength of it's bid. OK, I know. On the strength of their boundless riyals.
But let's pretend that the WC was awarded on the strength of their bid. Cooling technology. Cooling technology! Yes it was to make the Qatari outdoors in July feel like a breezy spring day. Everyone walking around in windbreakers, the fan zones and the stadia would be refreshing oases. That's what FIFA told us just a few months ago.
Except it was all a sham, and who believed it anyway? Sepptic Splatter stood upon his altar and told us all how wonderful it would be.
But he knew all along it was a farce and a sham. And now? Oh we have to move the WC to winter. Why? Too hot in the summer. Well, no ****. But dozens of WC voters are millions richer aren't they? Oh that's right. Strength of bid. Got it.
A thousand indentured workers have died building these stadia. Bet they would have liked the cooling technology to be the first thing built eh? How many more? There are still 7 years to go....
FIFA has to be the most corrupt organization in the world. The Garcia Report. Yes, finally! An independent investigation in to 'alleged' corruption in the voting process. And what did we learn upon it's release? Oh, right, it wasn't released. But FIFA was kind enough to provide us with a summary. Aren't they sweet?
The FIFA summary from Splatter lackey Hans-Joachim Eckert reassured us that of course there was no corruption in the Qatar and Russia bids. We knew it all long didn't we? And besides, it was really the England and Australia bids that were shady. This of course had nothing to do with the fact that those nations were critical. Nah.
FIFA will still make it's billions, and not reinvest it except in their own pockets. Every football club league be damned, just suck it up and rearrange your schedules. Don't bat an eye that your sponsors and TV rights holders might complain and be expecting renumeration. FIFA has plenty of money. Oh right. Well, do your best. It's the freakin' World Cup!
The single best thing that could happen to world football would be for Sepp Blatter to keel over face first in his lobster caviar frittata.
Figo? Yep, seems about right. Wish I had a vote....
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