Where you already are - because youre already there.
How many fingers am I holding up?

One.
Are you really fliping me off?
:hmmm:

Only in your imagination.

Who is knocking at Jim's door?

the police with a warrant.

why didn't he ask her for the ID?

He forgot

Why did he forget?

Because he was probed by aliens in the backside.

So did he ask them to erase his memory of the event?

Can't remember if the memory is erased or not but it must be seeing as how I can't remember.

it was your turn for the probe next, did you enjoy it?

No, it was a pain in the . . .

Any holiday plans this year?

No I'm poor.

Why is it Dr Black is always bumped off in Cluedo?

No one likes him.

Why do I feel like Dr Black?

Because you keep standing in the library with your back to the candlestick.

Do you have any children?

No my ex wife was unable to


Are you watching the London marathon?

Not intentionally but the wife will put it on when she gets up, she's running a half marathon next weekend. If it was me it would take me all weekend to run it!

When are you next at work?

Thursday got 2 days to do then got 2 weeks off :D


How about you?

I need to go to work next week.
Business as usual.


Do you like the sound of birds singing in the morning?