Granted, but then he will rise from the dead and consume your living flesh!

I wish I could control the will of other people.

Granted, but you absorb their wills and eventually contract the will of a suicidal man.

I wish I could have a free cookie.

Granted, It's full of roaches though

I wish rifleman made sense with his post (I specifically said I did NOT want to murder him)

Granted, but then nobody besides him makes sense, including you! Which reminds me, this post makes little sense.

I wish for more emoticons.

Granted, but all you're gonna see is YELLOW people!

I wish everybody could calm down!

@ Raptor1:
The he I'm referring to is Kratos! So better watch out!

NB: Can't believe I'm quoting myself!:cool:

Granted, but kittens suddenly disrupt the calmness of the thread... ATTACK-KITTENS, that is!!!

I wish that I could compose music like James N. Howard.

Granted, But you are sued for copyright infringement (After all, it's like his music...)

I wish I knew how Kratos can rise from the dead if he's not dead

Granted, but it turns out to be a very long and complicated process, so you forget most of it.

I wish that Good Times was still on TV.

Granted, but it's followed by I Love Lucy.

I wish I had no malice aforethought.

Granted, but your mind collapses in on itself and you become a vegetable.

I wish for total world domination.

Granted, but thanks to your misdirected wishing, I thank you for letting me have total world domination. :) You are now impounded and will do my bidding as one of my minions.

I wish the cane toads were not coming.

Granted, but gigantic man eating kangaroos come instead.

I wish New Zealand would put up more of a fight whilst on their cricket tour here in the UK.

Granted, but then they'd be the Australian cricket team.

I wish I was eating Kangaroo, because then I'd be a man eating kangaroo. :88)

Granted, but some kangaroo-lovers found out and they put a bounty on your head!

I wish for a better living.

Granted, but the living is now so good that everybody spends all of their time relaxing on the beach, so noone does anything and civilisation collapses.

I wish someone could invent alcohol with all the good feelings left in and the room-spinning-I'm-going-to-barf-next-day-hang-over feelings removed.