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Let's pray he isn't among the 43,634.
Markus |
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
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I look at chocolate cake with disgust because I can't stand chocolate cake or cake where cacao is a part of the ingredients
Markus |
I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
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^ german would be "ich bin geschlaucht", which would be tyred then :hmmm:
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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
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/\...more good fuel for the crematory:yep::O::oops::dead:
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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
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I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth.
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"Ground Control to Major Jim..., Ground Control to Major Jim..."...
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I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font.
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Dear phone, if you didn't light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn't have died so quickly!
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.
Then it dawned on me. |
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