When I was a little boy I loved to watch the commercials on German tv.
It was not the commercials I was interested in, it was what they showed between the commercials.

Markus

"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.

I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit.

Didn't know where to put it...not serious enough to be in our Wuhan thread

First time ever.

Fake travel

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/artic...hnk/index.html

Markus

The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day.

It's truly a strange time we live in, when your hands gets more alcohol than your throat does

Markus

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

I don't understand, but I also don't care... so it works out.

I was reading the other day of a man who's dog eat some fruit cakes.
He took it to the vet for an injection to make it sick, the cake had currents in it and they are toxic to dogs.
The vet charged £250, the man said it was worth it rather than lose his dog, this isn't a joke by the way, I never knew that currents can harm a dog so I did a search and it's true.

So any of you guys dog owners this is just a heads up in case.


Col.

Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us.

Tell me about it...

They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late.

I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.