The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

No, no, I'm listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

If you're going through hell, keep going.

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word.

If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt, and preservatives, don't open it. It's spam

Hold on, let me overthink this.

That's not "Minnesota Nice!":O:

haha lol. :haha: Us true outdoorsmen, when we go hunting in the woods near my grandparent's cousin's house before we wait for the hunt to begin, we eat spam.

Has to be the worst food out there IMO. Doesn't keep you too quiet either with the gas :o.

Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.