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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes, and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.:doh:
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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.
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Patriotism is fundamentally the basic concept that your country is the most wonderful on the planet 'cause you were born in it! :up::rock: occasionally offset by: "people vote with their feet":down::nope: https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/11811...ebf3fb152cd1f6
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In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor."
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There are two basic voting rules.
1. Voters shall have the right to unrestricted complain forever 2. Voters shall have total liability. A voters action shall never be questioned. Markus |
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.
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We never really grow up; we just learn how to act in public.
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By the time a man realizes daddy was right, he has a son who thinks he's all wrong.
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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us!
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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom."
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If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
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Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night!:doh:
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