Granted, it happens due to full scale nuclear war though

I wish I knew what the hell was going on here!

Granted, your first installment of "I want to know what the hell is going on here," is in the post. 100 books 5000 pages long are in the post.

I demand a UK recession.

<Steed beat me to the reply, and then doesn't make a wish!>

The demand for a UK recession is granted but it is short lived as a new British Empire founded on the principals of socialism and political correctness comes to dominate the EU, Africa and little bits of Greenland.

I wish my car had a Smite button to eliminate idiot drivers.

Granted, but you are talking on your cellphone when you hit the button. Your car is vapo(u)rized.

I wish I could get rid of the ants in the house.

Granted, but the driver behind you has a "Nuke" button, and he's rather trigger happy...

EDIT: Damn, beat me to it

Granted, but your cyanide spray killed everyone in the building

I wish I didn't have an exam on Thursday (My last one, but w/e)

Granted, but if you didn't had exams on thursday, you would have them on wednesday.

I wish I could afford the new BMW M3

Granted, Hello Mr. Raptor, we have an opening right now for your exam. Cough please.

I wish Sid Meir's Gettysburg would run on XP w/o problems.

Granted, but you just got Vista (The money went to mcf to buy his BMW, but he can't afford fuel now...)

I wish people would stop this madness!

Granted........................................... ...................

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I want this madness back before we have another breakdown.

You got it.


I want to know the meaning of....................................

Great

Granted, .................................... refers to the eternal paradox of life and cheap junkfood, the realization of which would make you very fat

I wish I didn't forget that madness was so much fun

Granted, what's even more fun: haughtyness:up:

I wish Steed could come to the subsim meetin' in Texas.

Granted your paying

I wish for.............:hmm:

Granted, your ............. is too heavy for regular delivery and you will have to pick it up yourself...from North Korea...

I wish whoever coined the term "Be careful what you wish for" would surrender to the Grand Army of Raptor1, at once!

Oh, I'm keen to guess!:hmm: A dinner-date with Gordon Brown Where you have a haggis eating contest then slam dance wearing kilts and T-shirts saying "I love Scotland" and then you watch a comical Barbara Streisand movie.

Now that is a wish! I couldn't crush that.

I wish I could come up with the courage to crush Steed's dream.

Granted
Granted
Granted
Granted
Granted
Granted

I wish for WW7 :p

Granted, but now you must feed them, thus doubling you army's operating cost, they revolt after not being feed or paid for 2 months.

I wish I could restore order to this thread. Double posting, double wishing!
HA-RUMPH!

dammit, now Steed types faster than me too!

Granted, but as we already determined, order isn't nearly as fun

I wish Page 61 would come already

GRANTED NOW YOU PAY MY BILLS :p

I want to be king