I concur.

The one thing I can not tolerate is intolerance.

Wait... wut?:doh:

I suppose it was. A valiant attempt nonetheless.

Did I miss something? A deleted post? Intolerable intolerance? :hmmm:

Nope.:03:

Nope, just a joke that seemed to have missed the mark, which has now been edited to remove the questionable punchline.

Been away a few days and I see the voting has started for "Best of"....

Fella's we have a problem...the bilge thread is in the running, but Aktung's thread ....something about history....is currently leading the contest.

We have a conflict of interest. I say that if Aktung wins he must hand his reward over to the bilge or be known a traitor....You know how we do things in the bilge....everything is shared....:oops:

and when I say everything...I mean everything, water, food, porn, herpes...etc.

dern, PM it to me and i'll repost it....wus, drop and give me 10:D:oops:

PM coming your way.

.. I found it on....all thing...sickapedia. Maybe go over good some places, Subsim,.....er not so much

Aktung....I see you have won award for thread of the year, barely beating out the bilge...How dare you start a thread that would undermine your boat, crew and concepts of our lovely thread..You have done all of us here and the bilge itself a great disservice......Just think of the attention and possibly NEW flesh, I mean...CREW, we could've recruited...had Wolferz won. He is currently sobbing in the head...yes, his head is in the head...

Until further notice you are relieved of all your positions and hereby ordered aft to report to Swamp for duty. Your job will be cleaning the tubes after they've been loaded and fired.

I also order you turn in your oil can for now.

We've never had such a conflict of interest where one member put himself on top of another for his personal satisfaction. Well, that didn't come out right, I'm saying, never have I seen such selfishness....well, you gave the secret handshake and screwed us when we weren't looking....well....you did wrong, OK...

At best, you will remain at the bottom position, below all other crew until we can resolve this....Men, if you visit Aktung aft, leave your oil cans at your bunk...

Excuses......My win was long before the bilge had formed into a dedicated crew with rules, handshakes, concepts and free old dried up condoms...I had not given the secret handshake yet of my overwhelming win and when I won, I ruined my thread so it would fall into the cesspool of page 104.

Our great leader Zod is in the head screaming "slay him" between his anguished sobs...

We will hold an emergency officers meeting when our leader has completed his sadness.

I'd suggest 50 lashes from the cat but he might actually enjoy that :hmmm:

Gawd no! You know what happened last time. The poor kitty still hasn't recovered.
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Ready for a little whuppin'