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I cr*p, this is way to difficult for me.

Why do you make it so hard for me?

Probably because you don't wear dentures.

Are we there yet?

Nearly but its a long journey

Why is this?

Because you're too eager.

If I gave you £1000 (�€1170, US$1530), what one item would you spend it on?

Diecast of course.

What else is there?

Parts for my Lady.


What's your favorite tire?

What is 'favorite' and 'tire' :hmmm:

'Z'-rated Pirellis. Now if I could only afford the car they go on.

Also please forgive Jim. He only speaks the Queen's whatever, and only when it suits him. :O:

How fast can you go?

With no mechanical propulsion I've been 120+. Thank you gravity.

Why where the dark ages so dark?

Because it was so bad people closed their eyes so they wouldn't have to see it.

Why did the bear go over the mountain?

Because he found great deal with a budget airliner,
Can you say 'beer can' without sounding like a Jamacian saying Bacon?

To get to the woods.

What was he going to the woods for?

To look for his post that arrived just too late. :D
what are the spaces inbetween the teeth on a comb called?

Spaces. Easy one. :O:

Name a noble gas from the periodic table?

Helium (He)

What's the best place to go?