Granted, if I knew what Formaldehyde was I would provide you with "octomom and octodad" family packs every day...for the rest of your life. EDIT: and now that I know what it is, you are doomed to not getting any! buahahaha! how the world turns!

I wish people were a little easier on everybody

granted... only for a little while tho... only like 1 second...

I wish for weekends to last longer...

Granted, they now last as long as school terms....enjoy the teacher staring crazily at you every minute of the day.

I wish the way was a wise one.

Granted, the way is wise enough to steer clear of you.

I wish beer and boobs were more readily available to me.

Granted, you can now get as pi$$ed as a t!t.

I wish the pecker was a little perkier.

Granted, but it gets out and pecks holes in the side of your flat.:hmmm::haha:

I wish I got get in on tarjak's wish; with the boobs and all (clarification for the buna, I'm not interested in tarjak's boobs):yeah:

Granted but due to your confused grammar, my boobs are all you get.

I wish nikimcbee didn't have my boobs.

Hey, it's tough to type, when all you gotz iz pawz:O:

Granted, Jim was bugging me so much, I gave your boobs to him (The Buna) and now he's locked the door and won't be coming out for hours.:o

I wish I had this bottle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNg-x...eature=related

Granted, but as you rub it, a 75 year old Barbara Eden emerges from the bottle.

I wish I would have been there when it happened.

Granted, she smothers you in elderly romantic love.

I wish the best was yet to come.

Granted, the best of the torture has yet to be inflicted upon you

I weesh ai culd spel

You can but just not in the English Language.

I wish Milla J was my 'blanket'.

granted, but she is a blanket that will not be quiet, but since she is your blanket, you must live with her all through the night...in complete celibacy

I wish I could take part in the Italian Job

Granted, but the hotel is raided during the filming of your Italian porn movie and the confiscated film footage is leaked on the internet.....now everyone knows you are hung like a small infant.

I wish infamy wasn't so infamous.

Granted, your infamy is only infamous in your upstairs airing cupboard.

I wish felons would not offend.