Granted, but one day the tub gets too hot and your body loses so much water that you faint nearly instantly. You fall down face first into the tub and drown.

I wish that I could become Cthulhu.




We have just passed the Subsim Bios sticky thread by 2 posts!:rock:

Granted, you are now fictional and anything you say or write can be disregarded.

I wish it was warmer so I could sit on my patio drinking beer this weekend.

Granted, on a Sunday, temperatures hit a all time high and the sun's heat is concentrated on your patio... evaporating you and your beer!

I wish we could go to a simpler time...

Granted, Welcome to the Dark Ages

http://www.mchenrycountyblog.com/upl...off-794357.jpg


I wish I hadn't just sent us all to the Dark Ages...

Granted, we are now back in the future:
http://darkmotion.com/wp-content/upl...1/futurama.jpg

I wish the future was 3d rather than 2d and cartoonish.

Granted, but you die of old age waiting for it to arrive.

I wish my fridge contained limitless quantities of beer.

Granted, But the fridge, the house and the world collapse under the limitless weight

I wish I had some clear color pictures of the Battle of Jutland (Could really use them at the moment)

Granted, but they turn out to be elaborate hoaxes, much like the Cockburn-Lange affair.

I wish I could destroy a person by just looking at them and snapping my fingers.

Granted, but you don't realise your looking at a mirror and you inadvertently destroy yourself.

I wish you made sense when you post.

Granted. I make sense, but you don't.

I wish you made sense when you post.

Granted, but because of my sense in posting in SUBSIM, I convinced a most of the moderators on why they should keelhaul you out of the forum!

I wish I had the most advanced, most powerful gaming computer on the planet!

Granted, But it's so advanced and powerful, it cannot run good ol' SH3/4 anymore

I wish I could rain fire and death from the sky at will

Granted, but you only end up destroying the very same planet you live on.

I wish I could remember what I was going to type next.

Granted: But you got to remember to take the BLUE pill and not the red one ;)

I wish that bloody wasp never stung me last night :cry:

Granted, THAT Wasp didn't sting you, Instead, THIS one did

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...%28CV-7%29.jpg

I wish I hadn't just gruesomely murdered Kratos