An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

You can not sell what you do not own

Markus

According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.

Some say their body is a temple. It often looks like one in Thailand, where those monkeys sh!t all over the place.

When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.

The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Due to high copper prices and low budget NASA may finally cut the wires that they have been spooling out to communicate with Voyager 1 and 2

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

^ :rotfl2::rotfl2:

I tried that yesterday Kai and I'm obviously missing something :doh:

Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'