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What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can't hear you! |
What is Santa's favourite glue?
An igloo |
What is Good King Wenceslas's favourite pizza?
Deep Pan, crisp, and even. |
Why is Santa the only one with flying raindeer?
Cause he's Elfish! |
What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
Is it going to rain dear?! |
What's Dracula's favourite Christmas Carol?
Silent Bite |
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks! |
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him |
What carol do the penguins sing at Christmas?
In The Beak Midwinter |
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas Eve. |
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite! |
When is a boat just like snow?
When its adrift! |
What did the Christmas tree fairy say to the elf?
"I can see your house from up here" |
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus |
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow! |
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