The same reason that the number 22 isn't pronounced tootie-two.

If a six turned out to be nine would you mind?

Depends on what she looks like.

Why do they imply the 'birds and the bee's' get up to something together?

Because they are up to something. :O:

How much is too much?

When her nose starts running.

What happens if someone answers one of these questions wrong?

Ten demerit points, a wet willy and two weeks at Guantanamo.

What does love have to do with it?

Nothing according to Tina Turner.

If you where walking alone in a forest and tree fell on your leg breaking it would anyone hear you scream?

You never go into strange woods alone.

Have you ever played Slender: The Eight Pages?

Once, but it was so laggy that I just waited for Slendy to find me. Then I got scared.

Does Michael Bay care about anything other than explosions and women?

No. What's wrong with explosions and women? I happen to like Pearl Harbor and the Transformers movies.

What do you have against women and explosions?

You get no answer to two questions....


Bzzzzt!

Are you the weakest link?

No Sir, I am not.

Would you like to spin the wheel or buy a vowel?

BOTH!

How many times have you saved the world?

Twice.

Are witches actually politicians?

No, and you better be careful. A witch might put a hex on you for posting such an insulting question.

Do you prefer "pin-up style" (ex. Lana Turner) or "Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition style?"

BOTH! Once again. :O:

How come we started this thread?