Ken and Barbie sittin in a tree. Wondering how they'll ever take a pee.
 

So, your real name is Ken? Sounds plastic.
And you share the same attributes as your smaller counter part?
Only little girls and funny little boys like G Lo play with you.
The cat is out of the bag and it swam to shore. Now I can't get rid of it. Fresh out of burlap bags.

You made it to middle school? So you're Ken from Kentucky, the land of miscegenated, cross-pollinated country vermin. Bet you were taught to put your underwear on yellow in front, brown behind.

I see you've spent time in Bowling Green Kentucky.
Were you visiting relatives or just wanted to enter the Miss inbred pageant?
You never met a sister you didn't love right? That's living up to your Lothario nickname in spades.:up:
That affair with your cousin Sadie was a sordid episode. You shouldn't have spurned her like that just because she hadn't slept with her brother.
She never understood that Dear Sadie letter that cited "If she wasn't good enough for her own family, she wasn't good enough for yours"
I can understand the reasoning but, G Lo!

Well, I had a 'fun' time in Kentucky once.
To make a long story short?
This Cop had a hat that 'K-9' was printed on.
I told him I liked the hat.
He said it was cause he was a K-9 Unit.
I said I thought it was for the grades in school he completed.

I don't like Kentucky jails.
:nope:

Gave you a Shawshank redemption didn't they?
The squeal like a pig part is the best.
If you're into that sort of thing.
Andy Dufrane had the hardest part.

Who wants bacon?

Wolferz, you're an example why kids shoud just say no, parents too.

Yea, got caught speedn in Kentucky one, the cop said I shouldn't be shocked he was writing me a ticket, I said " no sir, just shocked you could write." Damn cop threw us all in jail...

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Squeal like a pig is Alabama or Georgia.
I forget which one that was.
I tend to forget things that don't go 'DING' in the good side of my brain.

Did I mention that the K-9 Cop looked like Jeff Foxworthy without a moustache?
I don't recall him likeing that statement much.
:hmmm:

Sounds like the State Trooper that married my cousin. Was he a little short feller?

I still haven't gotten over the Dear Wolferz letter.

Armistead, when it comes to you, they don't say just NO! But Oh Hell NO!

Was that the cop that Armistead was posing with down by the riiiver?
Red rocket red rocket in G Lo' pocket pooch.

Wolferz posted this over at Ubi once, a picture of him on vacation in them hills of Kentucky.

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I hate to post this image, knowing that other one is out there...

I love the blue and red shirt you have on the little fellow!:har:

OK Slimy, oops, Simmy, you're just taken Wolferz's side because you married his sister.

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You guys can have at me all you want, jes no talkn about my dog....He's grown since he was born

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BlowTanks Becomes Simmy the Feared!!!
 

And shes a very nice gal.:sunny:

I sent you an email asking how to post the sig pic and you were going to let me know if I had the Easy AoB mod running correctly remember?
Ubi must of been messing with your brain there buddy.
Anyway that nice man Neal got the sig pic worked out.
And what became of Wern? Nothing bad I hope...:(

Your pup looks very cute...

Ah, paradise. That takes me back.... zzzz zzzzzz

How many times we got to tell ewe to stay out of the Sow pen!?
At least now we know who sired them ugly piglets. Ma kept sayin it was that ugly farmer Blowtanks from down the road. But I knew better'n that.
It was a sad state of affirs when Lo switched species. Worse than a horny rooster.
There's only one word comes to mind after seeing that.... Dayum!
Look closely kids. This is what bathing in moonshine does to ye. Now, git my rifle. I gots to go put another sow down. Third one this month!
You can try all that photoshoppin nonsense but it won't work. Them's your feet stickking out from under that poor sow. I can tell cuz Simmy has a shot off big toe on his right foot. That pitcher shows ten toes up and one sow down. So, ewe's caught buddy! More CSI evidence... It's not ma sister. She bedazzles her granny panties. There's not a single bead on those tighty whities. If'n ewe come a courtin my livestock agin, deputy Fife'll be a waitin on yewith orders to shake his pistol to kill.
Nip it! Nip it in the bud!