Appropriate in this thread,:)

Three excellent recent posts on the subject :doh:

:yeah:

I once farted the first 6 notes of the star spangled banner. Never could I reproduce it, even after bean night.

Thats makes us the best nation on earth, no man can fart a national anthem. God save the Queen does not count, too easy tone wise, lets see your rectum hit the high note!? And the rockets red *pooot* the *poot* *pooting* in air.....:D

Now that is respect,

Ouch,:huh:

:haha:

:salute:

We call that dusting crops.

Sometimes when my daughter or wife is watching TV I will do that and blame the dog it has to be a silent but violent in order to achieve maximum success.

LOL :)