Boooorrriiiiiiiinggg!!!

The camel didn't even asplode!

When's somethin' cool gonna happen?

I hate these old movies!

*WHAP*

Shut up and eat your popcorn! We're just gettin' to the good part.

Thanks for the update, Brag!

Good Alex,:DL

"Hey, vous la police" Balz yelled.
A door inside the jail creaked eerily. The Hunchback of Notre Dame pressed his face against the bars of a window. "Que est que vous voules?"
"I voules les prisoners inside, ouside."
Quasimodo laughed. "Not outside inside?"
"We do le prisoners exchange outside go inside, inside go outside. Outside we have real thieves."
"Mon Dieux," Quasimodo said, "We have a nice prison. let me see your reservation voucher."
Balz recognized an opportunity when he saw one. Anyone concerned with paperwork could be razzmatazzed. "Le grand Hunchback, how would you like to hear Frau Kaleun play the piano?"
"What will she play?"
"As Time Goes By."
"She does time?" Quasimodo scratched his head.
"No, she does As Time Goes Bye."
"Time goes by when you do time," Quasimodo said.
Schramm cleared his throat. "Time is going by and it is getting late. I want my men out, now! Or I'll blow up your gate and then send the Forty Thieves inside to vandalize the place."
"Bravo, great speech." Balz clapped his hands.
Quasimodo vanished from sight.
Balz heard the ringing of keys and the clacking of an ancient lock.
Quasimodo opened the front gate and hobbled out. "Au revoir, mes amis, I´m going to see Rick explode when Frau Kaleun plays that song."


Will Frau Kaleun play the song?
Will Rick explode?
Will the great prison break in work?
Don´t miss the next exciting episode.

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"What will she play?"
"As Time Goes By."
"She does time?" Quasimodo scratched his head.

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Nice one, thanks again, Brag

Balz followed Quasimodo while the crew of U-321 marched out of jail.
"The problem you have," said Haji Baba Jimbuna. "Is that Double Oh Three has arrived."
"Bleah," Balz said.
"Spy One and Spy Two stole the froo froo snd are listening for your arrival," Haji Baba Jimbuna continued. "They will also be listening to the song."
"Ha, I´ll stick a sticky stick of of dynamite into the froo froo and blow the spies' ears off."
" They have beat you to it. They have placed a bomb into the piano. When Sam plays the last note of the song, that detonates the bomb."
"Ummm," Balz said. "That could ruin one´s hoochie woochie."
"It´s a hoochie bomboochie,"
"But, we can´t leave without hearing the song."
"We could have Bernard deactivate the bomb."
"No, no, no," Haji Baba Jimbuna said.
In the distance flickered the neon sign over the entrance to Rick´s. Balz wished he was in a submarine so he could torpedo the club. Drawn like by the siren song of a siren serenade, Balz advanced toward to what he knew was his doom.

His musings were interrupted by the flapping of wings. Birdnard settled on his head. "I want to fornicate with your ducky tea cozy," The albatross said.
"You can´t do that," Balz answered as he had a brilliant idea worthy of only a genius like himself.

Next installment: The nail biting climax of this explosive story. :D



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I can hardly wait longer for a liberating break-up of adventure, amen :DL

Nice one Alex :salute:

Thanks for the fornication part...

Balz grabbed Birdnard by the neck. "You may keep the tea cozy if you, bzzz,bzzz, bzzz," He whispered to avoid being overheard by the froo froo in British hands.

In the distance the sound of hoochy woochy singing faded as the crew of U-321 prepared to put out to sea. The silence around Rick's was ominous. The only sound was that of the clicking of chips at the blackjack tables. Rick stood watching Sam. As Sam prepared to play the song Frau Kaleun had requested, Rick said. "No one is going to play that stinking song."

Wearing the duckie tea cozy, Birdnard flew in and settled on the piano. "Howdy ya'll, I am Balz, terror of the seven seas. To add emphasis, he plopped a glob on the piano.
"That´s guano on my piano," Rick yelled.
"If you don't like my guano on your piano, lick it off," Birdnard cackled.
Double oh Three approached the piano. "Aha, Balz. So we finally meet and you are caught red handed committing a dirty deed."
Birdnard squaked and flew across the club and through the kitchen door.
Double oh Three stood, his mouth agape.
Haji Baba Jimbuna entered the club with a camel in tow. "Camels, fresh camels." He addressed Double oh Three. "My dear fellow, you seem to be in dire need of a fast camel. This is Bentley cousin of Aston Martin, specializes in chase scenes and has a passenger ejection hump. Guaranteed to catch up with Balz."
Double oh Three dug in his pocket and handed a wad of money to Haji Baba Jimbuna. "Here´s a thousand quid." Double oh Three jumped on the camel and raced through the kitchen door.
Balz walked in through the front door wearing a Mexican sombrero. He was followed by the Forty Thieves carrying violins.
"Now we can hear the song," He said,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjX4sE1TUI

Neutralized by Birdnard´s glob the bomb in the piano just fizzled prematurely. Balz said to Frau Kaleun. "It is time to go to the airport, before our airplane turns into a pumpin."
"With all the gin joints in the world, she had to come here and play the song," Rick said to Louis.
"We better go to the airport," The policeman said. The fog is rolling in, great to end a chapter in our lives."
Rick nodded, lit a cigarette and sniffed the damp air. "To say good bye is to die a little. Let´s just stay here and have a drink."


Three days later on board U-321.

"Prepare to surface. Gun crew prepare for action." Schramm comanded.
"You can't do that!" Bernard said loudly. Those gunners will blow us to pieces."
"Blow ballast! And Bernard, be quiet. I know what I'm doing."
The submarine surfaced and the crew went to surface action stations.
After receiving fifteen hits, the crew of the small freighter abandoned ship.
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Bernard watched the ship sink. "Captain, why didn't you tell us the ship was unarmed?"
"I was checking the discipline of the crew. But most of all, with all the twirling I have endured, I wanted to watch you sh..t"

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That. Was. AWESOME. :rock:

Bowing, Danke, Danke :D

Bravo :cool::cool::cool:

Thank you very much for this nice reading, Brag!

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"Camels, fresh camels" This is the original building where the action took place...

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YW, great find, Danasan :D