You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell...

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/...e/marxbros.jpg

...we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are. :O:

I somehow missed this thread. I read all of Platapus' OP in my mind in Kennedy's voice. It was brilliant.

Please give me back the 4 minutes of my life I used in the reading of this thread. :doh:

Okay, but we've been storing it in privateer's codpiece and I'm not going in there after it.

Gladly, but first I'll need you to sign this waiver:

I _______________________ (Your Name Here) do swear and affirm that I have read all of the following terms and conditions following herewith.

I _______________________ hereby relinquish all rights to claim reparations for any potential damage done during removal of any minutes from my life, especially considering that the procedure will be carried out with the use a hand-drill and dynamite.

Furthermore, I hereby relinquish any claim to further minutes of my life, since the operator carrying out the procedure may have need of them himself. I also accept responsibility for any and all previous claims against said operator, since the procedure hasn't always gone exactly as planned and the operator needs to find a fall guy somewhere (did I say that out loud?).

Also I agree to give the operator any cool memories he asks for, plus any future good times I may have planned. Operator retains the right to reject any memories he finds repugnant, offensive or just plain useless. I further agree to grant operator access to all bank accounts, passwords, codewords, crosswords, swear words, empty words and last words. I pretty much agree to give the operator anything he asks for, without hesitation or fail, and admit that I'm screwed, but hey, what are friends for?

His codpiece? I have seem more meat on the end of a fish hook. :haha::O:

You display a disturbing degree of familiarity with the contents of Privateers codpiece. I'm just sayin... :DL :O:

Winner!

Good grief, if that's what the winner gets I'd sure hate to be second runner-up. :O:

Second runner up gets a date with Destiny. Literally.

They'll have to take some Solace in that, I guess.

*sigh*

She'll be here all week, folks. Tip your waitresses.

Pssst..Frau you might want to tie your solace

HunterICX

That joke was solacey :nope:

I guess it is my destiny to be solacy

HunterICX