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Reminds me of an old joke
How is your wife like your car? How many times on a cold morning, when you really need it, it won't turn over. (Crickets chirping) I think I will go back to writing my paper now. |
2 friends are talking in a bar.
Friend 1: Every time I stay out all night drinking and then go home, i turn off the headlights, kill the engine, coast into the driveway, i take off my shoes and head up stairs where i slowly and silently change out of my clothes into some PJs and i ease into the bed so i dont wake up my wife... and every time she wakes up and rides my ass for the next hour and a half. Friend 2: Your doing it all wrong man... when I go home i come skidding to a stop in the driveway, i slam open the front door, i run upstairs and go to the bathroom, then i kick off my shoes and strip down to my boxers. Then i bounce into the bed and rub my wife on the ass and say "Hey babe... how about a little tail tonight?!" she is always sound asleep when i do that. |
That's a good one. I had not heard that one before.:)
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Great guys keep em coming! I love that last one.
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I agree with the rest...dump here...if that's all it takes for her to cheat on you its a bad sign! (there are a lot more jerks with motorcycles out there)
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Q. Why do brides wear white?
A. You want your dishwasher to match the fridge and stove. Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. Let her cook in the dark. Sondra Locke: What happened to your wife? Clint Eastwood: I shot her. SL: Shot her!?!? Why? CL: Caught her in bed with my best friend. SL: Did you shoot him too? CL: No! He was my best friend. -from Bronco Billy A Georgia man is in front of the judge for murdering his wife. Judge: Beauregard, befo' Ah pass sentence Ah would like to ask one question. Why did you shoot yo' wife and not her lover? Beauregard: Yo' honah, I deemed it bettah to shoot one woman one time, than to shoot a different man evah night. Judge: Justifiable homicide! Case dismissed! |
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