granted. all the awnsers to the mysterys of horse crap.

I wish for things to stop being overrated.

Granting your wish, is thoroughly overrated

I wish Task Force had some sense before asking for the impossible

Granted, but it is merely nonsense.

I wish for a pleasant meeting with the crew on TS tonight.

Granted, you have a pleasant meeting with the Wrecking Crew on That Street tonight, but pleasant for whom?

I wish Jimbuna had his trustworthy rocket boots with him in order to flee the scene

He did, but they malfunction and he runs into you. The police determine that since you are with him, you are just as guilty and the two of you spend your natural lives in the dungeon of the Tower of London...

I wish everyone had a dungeon...

Granted, but yours has also got a dragon in it.

I wish I was a good samaritan.

Granted, you were a good smaritan until the race died out of a plague they got because they went into a war ravaged country and caught a biological virus which wiped them out...

I wish the weather were nicer...

Granted, it is, but it really depends on what your definition of 'nicer' is

I wish the weather fit more to NealT's definition...where he lives...and that tempratures would drop below 10 Celsius here...

Granted, the weather is colder than a witches whatsit and you don;t have a heating or a coat.

I wish a pestilence on financial mismanagment.

Granted and now your finances are all messed up.

I wish weather were 69 degrees Farenheight all year long.

Granted, and thanks, but unfortunetly where you are at it's still 102 degrees in the shade, which incidently Jimbuna's oversized arse is providing. You might want to try too moving from 2 meters below him to several hundred yards up wind.


I wish NealT is wearing a gas mask


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Granted, NealT is wearing a gas mask, but since it's not Class A bio-hazmat rated, it doesn't do any good against the bio-hazard known as Jimbuna's arse

I wish nonsense made more cents

Granted, the Prussian army invades later...while you are napping, repeated attempts to wake you fail as Wilhelm's armies march towards Ubootcomradegrad, the city eventually falls and Wilhelm proclaims himself Emperor of Germany, how crazy is that?

I wish Ubootcomrade would wake up in time to see his country collapse

Granted and he watched it collapse right upon you...whereby he promptly fell asleep again never to wake up.

I wish Rockstar and DT would change JB's diaper once in a while...