Granted, but the cost of upkeep bankrupts you and your local council fines you for keeping a bunch of old scrap metal in your back yard.

I wish understood women.:88)

Granted! You find yourself suddenly wanting to accessorize and color match your wardrobe, your sense of direction is useless and you find yourself crying spontaneously over "sad and silly" afternoon soap operas. Your monthly cellphone bill goes throught the ceiling as you find it impossible not to gossip for hours about the other women in your sewing circle. Then there is the monthly "Curse of Eve" and mood swings to deal with... along with a strange desire to relate to RuPaul...

I wish the air was cleaner...

Granted, but then you'd be forced to pay taxes for it, I'm sure.

I wish I had a life (ooh, this is gonna be a good answer, I'm sure:lol: )

Granted! But we reused Michael's Jacksons life. Happy Hunting!!


I wish i had 2000 horse chestnuts

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to find enough timber to roast them.

I wish the wife would hurry up cooking dinner.

Granted, but you'll have to do the dish washing.

I wish I had the Star Trek's transporter unit.

Granted, but then the Vulcans would steal it from you.

I wish I cared.

Granted! You receive in the mail an anonymous package. Upon opening it, you find someone through a random act or kindness (or a total screw-up in the mail) has sent you a "Care Bear"... You are so taken with the stuffed little critter, that like the Grinch, your heart is instantly filled with love and care and expands to 5 times it's normal size.

Unfortunately, this has the effect of rendering you dead from excessive pressure on your heart, but for a few brief seconds, you really cared...


I wish I had more to do...

Granted, but then you wouldn't have time to play this silly game!:lol:

I wish I had something to wish for.

Granted, but the thread title "Crush Each Other's Dreams" lives up to your wish, so that's that.

I wish that I could go skydiving.

Granted, but as you leap from the aircraft, you realized you grabed the wrong pack, so instead of a chute opening, you see your belongings, including that much need pair of clean underwear, fly out.

I wish I could create the ultimate subsim

Granted, but it will have very sucky graphics and you would have to sell it for 50 dollars.
I wish I would have a little brother.

Granted but your parents favour him over you and you get jealous and kill him causing you to get banged up for life.

I wish IT vendors weren't such oxygen theives.

Wish granted, but through a clerical error, you got whrilled peas.

I wish those damn Vikings would win the super bowl.

Granted, but then you wake up just in time to watch the Cowboys win it in the real world.

I wish someone would blackmail JScones into coding SH4 Commander.