If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.

Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens...





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Lots of Chocolate Easter Squirrels !!!! making an appearance on supermarket shelves down here ( Sydney ). Crowding out the Easter Bunnies.

What's going on ??? Does "someone" we all know and love own a chocolate factory ???:hmmm:

Maybe Willy "Squirrel" Wonka, i heard he also opened an art exhibition in your vicinity :hmmm:

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

I can't wait for that to never happen.

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

(Another play with words)

If a car starts to rot, is it then a carrot ?

Markus

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

They said
Mask and gloves was enough

Got arrested for nudity at my local grocery store

Markus

In Germany people is starting to hoard cheese and sausage

They are awaiting wurst käse(worst case) scenario

Markus