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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvVPdyYeaQU He is not sarcastic, not even really funny :yep: |
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.
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All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
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If money is the root of all evil why do they always ask for it in church?
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I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
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/\ARICEPT BBY!:yeah:
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What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
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How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
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I often say to myself, “I can’t believe that cloning machine worked!”
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In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
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Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?
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Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
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I have a life-computer, incl internet, FB and other pages are not in charge of my life.
Markus |
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