Honestly, if you'se were here I'd be happy to shout; I've never been shy of gettin' a round! :up:

When are you mob comin' to Darwin so I can shout? :()1:

The twelfth of never.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Dead.

Have you ever taken a shell off a turtle?

Never did.

Did I missed something?

Not sure...did you?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Humans


When writing which do you prefer black or blue ink?

Black...photocopies better.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Well somebody would and they would point it out

Why sense do I make not?

Precisely...not.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?

No. You can only either quick or dead. Not pure.

Sense make did not all at, it did.

Let me guess,and your question would be:
Do I have a writing problem?
My answer would be: Yes you have.

My question is: What did/do you have for dinner today?

No time for dinner busy, had chips for lunch.

What you drinking now?

I'm drinking milk. :arrgh!:

How long have you gone without food?

Very good. :up: :salute:

3 days, sick from eating bad sushi, puking and defacating like a fountain.

Why do sulphurish, rotten egg farts always come out silent, wet and warm?

So fun to do in a crowd, or elevator, yet bad on your underwear.

The same can be said the world over.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

To tonites 600 million dollar powerball drawing.

Some trailer dwelling toothless methamphetamine addict will become the 1% tonite.

Is England still pissed at America for kicking them out of the hemisphere? (does any resentment still exist?)

Nah. The UK and the US are pretty good friends...

Here's a trivia Q for you.

What is Missouri informally known for?

(You used the word in the description of the powerball winner) :03:

I doubt it, we couldn't afford the debt you've managed to run up.

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?

Ask whoever it was who said that is that and this is this, I'm sure they will give you the answer if they are still alive.

How the hell dose that guy in Man Vs Food pack it away?

I would throw up at that amount of food.

You never seen a Nathans Hot dog eating contest on Coney Island, world famous. The little skinny guys always win.

Why is it cheaper to go to Mcdonalds, or buy generally unhealthy foods, while salads will rape your wallet?