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What can you do?
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When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
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AMAZING!: President Trump complains about the number of times people flush their modern toilets! High praise from Mighty Caesar... errr a 'four-flusher' in his-own-right inho!:timeout:
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Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
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Yay. I made the bigtime. Got my name up in lights. :)
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Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
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Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
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Your face makes onions cry.
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