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Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
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Smile while you still have teeth.
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We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
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Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
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My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
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This day next week millions will be voting for liars in the UK general election, wonder why? :hmmm:
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Hmm...
...my imaginary friends just told me they don't think I'm real... <O> |
The Golden Rule says...
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."Which begs the question.. What if you’re a masochist? <O> |
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
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There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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/\ just ask Robespierre!:/\\chop
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When you are dead you know nothing about it, and other people do all the suffering. The same thing happens when you are stupid
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Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
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This time next week the papers will be full of analysis of the general election, who won who lost, percentage of votes and more. I look at it like this, extra toilet paper. :)
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