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it's not the question whether the glass is half full or half empty
The question is what's type of liquor it is in the glass. |
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
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To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.
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Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
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Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
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Tombstone engraving: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!
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MINE WILL READ: "ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I'D RATHER BE IN MINNEAPOLIS!":arrgh!:
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Mine will read: "If I had of been a better person I wouldn't be down here I would be up there"
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Mine could well be "I Was Hoping For A Pyramid"
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One I considered: "Is it me or is it hot in here?"
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On my tombstone
"Does anyone miss me ?" Markus |
GRAVELY CONSIDERING THE MATTER...
/\₩e deign to respond to that question!:D
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Regarding engravings at cemeteries i loved those:
"Do not step on the lawn" or "He was a good father but a bad electrician" |
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