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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
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Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.
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What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?
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Level of cooking expertise: Using smoke alarm as timer.
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Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
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If Jim didn't post in this thread it would only be a few pages long!! :yep:
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Who's slack? :hmmm:
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That moment when you’ve changed your answer in an exam in the very last second and later you realize the original answer was correct.
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Socialism never took root in America because the poor there see themselves not as an exploited proletariate but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
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The Nintendo Original Game Boy I bought back in 1989 just went dead after 30 years. Damned pre-planned obsolescence!!...
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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.
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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
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