Granted. but you become a girl because only girls know how girls think.

I wish my dog was as intelligent as my other dog.

Granted, but your wife is so mad at your other girlfriend that she divorces you for referring to her as a dog.

I wish they had of never invented the televison

Granted, but now you waste your life on the couch listening to radio.

I wish it was october, so we can do the subsim party.:yep:

Granted, but the party was moved up to September and you didn't get the notice and you missed the party!

I wish there was something to do!

Granted, your cat's on fire, your car explodes, jehovas witnesses are breaking into your house, Mike Tyson is challenging you to a match of cricket and a beheaded George W. Bush asks if you've seen his giraffe....so there you have it, now you have loads to do!

I wish the Rolling Stones would make another world wide tour...

Granted, but because of they're age, one of them passes away mid tour and the schedule is cancelled.

I wish there was less work and more time in a day.

Granted, but as a result, crime waves ripple through out the globe!

I wish there was no disease nor pestilence in our world!

Granted, Man-eating sentient potatoes roam the earth instead

I wish I had a "My First Nuclear Weapon" kit

Granted, but because of the error you made after step one, either it will never work or it will explode when you connect the final component.

I wish Saturdays were 36 hours long.

Granted but now Sunday has been cancelled and an extra 12-hours added to Monday's.

I wish the Cat would just shut up.

Granted, but then the Dog wouldn't shut up!

I wish I had a nickel everytime I hear something!

Granted, but the voices in your head are out of change.

I wish I could move to finland.:hmm:

Granted, then you got deported and then they put Persona Non Grata list!

I wish there was harmony among our fellowmen.

Granted, but they all sing out of tune.

I wish Steed would bring me flowers.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...0707962_w6.jpg

Actual photo of Steed at Manor de Buna last summer.

Granted, but they are dandelions...and you wet the bed.

I wish I could be bothered to valet my car today.