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Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
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Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.
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How do you make your cell phone smarter? Turn up the brightness.
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Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff.
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Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
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do dolphins have a genuine porpoise in life?
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I see this has become The Joke Thread Part Two. Why are they not merged?
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Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
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^ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE BOTH NEWLY RETIRED AND THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE....EGAD! SHE EVEN CHASES ME INTO THE MANCAVE JUST WHEN THE :subsim: CONVOY'S WITHIN RANGE...http://www.subsim.com/404n.jpg<ILLUSTRATION BY TORPLEXED:salute:
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Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
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Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.
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I've had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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You know you're getting old when these new pop references you hear are all Linear A to you.
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