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The person who thought it’s a good idea to put the light switch outside of the bathroom clearly didn’t have any siblings.
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Driving a sports car and sticking to the speed limit is like going to McDonalds’ and having just the salad.
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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
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Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
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My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
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Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?
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I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.
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My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
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Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? Do your business in the ocean.
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I sensed I was moving forward in life, but it turned out to be the rest of the world going by me in the opposite direction:oops::k_confused:
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Look at what Reece put on ebay
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